A Real Working Stiff
How would you like the surname Stiff? Linda E. Stiff can only blame herself; she married into the name. This is not a fictional character created for your amusement. Ms. Stiff is the Acting Commissioner of Internal Revenue Service.
I must contain myself from sharing Stiff puns--For example, if you don't pay the IRS, Linda might slap you with a Stiff penalty--and dirty jokes playing on the name.
But I can truly admit, Linda is a real working Stiff.